So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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