UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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