can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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