what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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