p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
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