but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
wanna go halves on a baby?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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