i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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