at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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