It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize
