We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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