Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
its liver damage thursday
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