Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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