your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
