Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
i think im in europe. pls send help
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
