just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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