If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
why is half of my head shaved?
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