Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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