nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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