If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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