ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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