worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
He did a backflip because drugs
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