apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
dude. I can hear the air.
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