it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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