Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
