hotel room ftw
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
