Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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