I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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