just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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