I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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