I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
