she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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