I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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