3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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