I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
"it" just moved
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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