Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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