I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Randomize
