i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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