Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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