she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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