Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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