I want to make a zoo with you.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Randomize
