I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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