what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
