he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
