I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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