If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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