apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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