i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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