we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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