I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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