I think i peed on brittanys purse
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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