I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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