we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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