Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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