On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
false alarm, still single
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
