I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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