i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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