the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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